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Amy

What did the fish say when he got caught in the seaweed:

“Kelp, Kelp!”

Greg

What do you get when you drop a grand piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

liz

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

julie

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “give me a beer and a mop”.

Chris

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A Shampoodle!

julie

What happend when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

Ann

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

reesbees

Two peanuts walked into a bar and one was assaulted.

kristi

Two termites walk into a bar. One of them asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

kristi

A man walks into the doctor's office. He's got a banana in one ear, a carrot in the other ear and a cucumber up his nose. “Doctor, what's wrong with me?”

You haven't been eating properly.

Kim Werker

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks, “Why the long face?”

Cynthia

Why did the mexican guy push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila!

Geoffrey

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

Geoffrey

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

Cynthia

Why did the mexican guy push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila!

Geoffrey

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

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