“Play with me, I'm a fungi!”
Weekend stupid joke open thread. Let's hear 'em!
Mushroom Village, originally uploaded by kpwerker.
by Kim Werker | Nov 8, 2008 | Blather | 16 comments
“Play with me, I'm a fungi!”
Weekend stupid joke open thread. Let's hear 'em!
Mushroom Village, originally uploaded by kpwerker.
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What do you get when you drop a grand piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Two peanuts walked into a bar and one was assaulted.
Two termites walk into a bar. One of them asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
A man walks into the doctor's office. He's got a banana in one ear, a carrot in the other ear and a cucumber up his nose. “Doctor, what's wrong with me?”
You haven't been eating properly.
Why did the mexican guy push his wife off the cliff?
Tequila!
Why did the mexican guy push his wife off the cliff?
Tequila!
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What did the fish say when he got caught in the seaweed:
“Kelp, Kelp!”