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What did the little mushroom say to the big mushroom?

“Play with me, I’m a fungi!”

Weekend stupid joke open thread. Let’s hear ‘em!

Mushroom Village
Mushroom Village
, originally uploaded by kpwerker.

  • What's red and smells like blue paint?

    Red paint!
  • Cynthia
    Why did the mexican guy push his wife off the cliff?

    Tequila!
  • A horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
  • A man walks into the doctor's office. He's got a banana in one ear, a carrot in the other ear and a cucumber up his nose. "Doctor, what's wrong with me?"


    You haven't been eating properly.
  • Two termites walk into a bar. One of them asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
  • reesbees
    Two peanuts walked into a bar and one was assaulted.
  • Ann
    What do you call a cow with no legs?



    Ground beef!
  • What happend when the cat ate a ball of wool?



    She had mittens!
  • What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

    A Shampoodle!
  • A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "give me a beer and a mop".
  • liz
    What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

    A carrot!
  • Greg
    What do you get when you drop a grand piano down a mine shaft?

    A flat minor.
  • Amy
    What did the fish say when he got caught in the seaweed:

    "Kelp, Kelp!"
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