What did the little mushroom say to the big mushroom?

November 8, 2008
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“Play with me, I’m a fungi!”

Weekend stupid joke open thread. Let’s hear ‘em!

Mushroom Village
Mushroom Village, originally uploaded by kpwerker.

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  • http://www.thehookandi.com Amy

    What did the fish say when he got caught in the seaweed:

    “Kelp, Kelp!”

  • Greg

    What do you get when you drop a grand piano down a mine shaft?

    A flat minor.

  • liz

    What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

    A carrot!

  • http://skamama.com julie

    A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “give me a beer and a mop”.

  • http://www.barkability.com Chris

    What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

    A Shampoodle!

  • http://skamama.com julie

    What happend when the cat ate a ball of wool?

    She had mittens!

  • http://www.booksonthenightstand.com Ann

    What do you call a cow with no legs?

    Ground beef!

  • reesbees

    Two peanuts walked into a bar and one was assaulted.

  • http://domesticsphere.com kristi

    Two termites walk into a bar. One of them asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

  • http://domesticsphere.com kristi

    A man walks into the doctor's office. He's got a banana in one ear, a carrot in the other ear and a cucumber up his nose. “Doctor, what's wrong with me?”

    You haven't been eating properly.

  • http://www.kimwerker.com Kim Werker

    A horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks, “Why the long face?”

  • Cynthia

    Why did the mexican guy push his wife off the cliff?

    Tequila!

  • http://www.geoffreylong.com Geoffrey

    What's red and smells like blue paint?

    Red paint!

  • http://www.geoffreylong.com Geoffrey

    What's red and smells like blue paint?

    Red paint!

  • Cynthia

    Why did the mexican guy push his wife off the cliff?

    Tequila!

  • http://www.geoffreylong.com Geoffrey

    What's red and smells like blue paint?

    Red paint!



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