Kim Werker

Nothing is too precious to try at least once.

OMG! I Forgot the Pirate Goose!

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Serves me right for rushing to write my weekly roundup in only twenty minutes. Perhaps the very best part of my week: 300-word fiction about pirate geese!

I really did receive an email asking, “Do you have a crochet pattern for a pirate hat small enough to fit a goose?” I seriously nearly hemorrhaged when I read it. And now five people have written very short fiction using that line. So polish up your word skillz and go over there and share your tale.

Absurdity is my favourite (yes, my top-of-the-list favourite) thing in the world.

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  • en: @andersoncooper Just when you think nothing tops Michael Jackson's story Palin surprises us! Maybe she eyeing the Senate seat or Book deal! 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: and a scab is just your bodies way of keeping junk out of your owie. The worst thing you can do is somehow pick it off, or liquify it... 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: @senjmito yeah - so do I. And up to four or five more. But that's it. 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: Or the chick. She might be. October, her name was. Yah. 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: @Chipmunkartist who do you want do go sree or halfwhit ? 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: @Georgina93 Yeah sree has to go, cant stand him and yeah cant stand lisa or kris, i really want halfwit to win and i can see him winning to 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: Building to be sold or used for homeless http://ow.ly/gtlJ 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: @therealbgoodman are we dieting on purpose or broke? 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: @punkwalrus Or because the world is suddenly less confetti-centric. Your choice. 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: @CPaladino or buy your own franchise. But then you'll just eat yourself out of profits 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: Building to be sold or used for homeless http://ow.ly/gtlH 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: @TAYLOR2NICOLE then just be like no because you dont want to go by yourself...or because you dont want to be super tired tomorrow. 07/03/09 09:36pm
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  • en: Come hang out on this lovely Fourth of July eve and get an iced coffee or latte. On tap Rawanda. Tunes: the @TreyEdge playlist. 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: One more week or so until all-stars are over and we can get busy focusing on the Titans. Can't come quick enough... 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: Loneliness-sitting on break at work, trying to decide if you're going to marathon spawn or play ghostbusters when you get off 07/03/09 09:36pm
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  • en: @RESPECTMYBADD "Or better yet.. My sons face. =D" 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: According to my family I was in Rome for the coronation of Muhammad Ali. (Or the canonization of St. Theodore Guerin.) 07/03/09 09:36pm
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  • en: I hate missing VSTs! Because Cubase replaces them with laggy sounds from the Soundblaster MIDI bank such as a traffic whistle or sleighbells 07/03/09 09:36pm
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  • pl: Woman or man. 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: damn troday is a boring day and it sux bein at home all alone doin nuttin waitin 4 my baby 2 text or call baq grrrrrrrr hes so fresturating 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: Bigger shock? MJ death or Owen to Man Yoo? What odds on those two last week! 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: @queenjealousy I'm at work til 1:20am or so. so that's right out. 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: just soaking my feet, i have to keep them edibale or lickable you know nothing like having pretty feet so sweet to eat!!! lol @bosscadi 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: Anyone in boston area want to have a meetup to go to the science museum on either July 11th or 25th? (via @coreyhaines) 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: Lunch at Oregon Trails Brewery inside Old World Deli in Corvallis OR. Beaver Tail Ale and a great sandwich! http://twitpic.com/96w02 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: @AKGovSarahPalin is going to need to change her Twitter handle. What about PoliticalLiability or IblameLetterman or KnockedUpByJesus ? 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: getting ready to take a nap on pops and grandmas couch maybe i can get like 15 or 20 minutes 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: instead of a follow friday list, I just want to wish everyone peace and understanding ;-) you know if you've been good to me. Or not. xxxooo 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: Gah. Or say nothing. : ( Okay then... 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: I wonder how many prison fights are caused over disagreements about whether it's "shiv" or "shank". via @sween (via @LaughItUp) ro 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: I flew in on a carpet of sunshine, but apparently a cloud or two hitched a ride. 07/03/09 09:36pm
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  • : or go to www.kingdombuilderschurch.net God bless 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: If you sell me your gold or precious metals, you'll have cash to buy that #moonfruit you've been craving since Oprah first mentioned it 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: I still haven't decided what program to go through when I go to Cape Town. If you have information or a good word on one please let me know. 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: Relaxing with a fat tire or two. Happy 4th! 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: @joanne7964 Nice design with hoops, but the beads are dyed pink magnesite, there is no turquoise, chalk or otherwise. 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: @ddjango Hmmm are you trying to ignore the hashbrown situation or the hockey, er hokey mom from Alaska? 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: [Chicago] quick shot of fernet before a walk to Intelligentia for a cortado. Haven't decided if that was a good or bad idea yet 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: @sisterpatterson i thought London... was your son, or something... oh Lord, do i feel dumb. 07/03/09 09:36pm
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  • en: Everything I do around her is a constant battle to know weather I am getting closer or pushing her away. 07/03/09 09:36pm
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  • en: The Home Depot is gonna be rockin tonight El Salvador vs. Costa Rica that's as close as I can get to being in San Salvador or Santa Ana! 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: @TaranFinch I wonder how you get a group set up, like WAWWA or Noteworthy? 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: Eviction Time in #BB . Halfwit or Sree? 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: The 4th is almost here! Don't blow off you face or fingers 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: i hate talking to my uncle about guitars. or music in general. i'm trying to explain to him that 'perfect' is a relative term. 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: RT waitwait Honestly, her statement could have been written by Tina Fey. Or, as she would have it, WRITTEN by Tiny FEY. /PDS >> LOL 07/03/09 09:36pm
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  • en: @StB08 Indeed we did, my friend. However, my mom always says that sports karma, or "cheater's proof," will always come back to haunt in time 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: Check us out before or after Macys fireworks at 815 10th Ave. Iced coffee xtra cold. 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: @storymommy Loose change or 'copper' referred to as 'shrapnel' round here, wonder if any other brits have the same thing? 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: @snarkandboobs how about "creating or saving" One 2012 Presidential Loser job? 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: @zoppity Ive also seen the friend identified as Katy Perry's stylist but they don't prove or say they're dating. It's just OMG GAY PORN STAR 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • es: I wish I was Partying @ las Brisas in ACAPULCO!!!!!!!! Te extrano Acapulco!!!!! or en la colonia CONDESA en el DF!!!!!!! 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: @Misterkeys the apps nd stuff? Or everything? 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: My fucking coach is retarded.. Let the team know if practice is cancelled or not. Espescially fucking me. Wtf wow.. Way to fuck up my day. 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: @Gullick So not worth it, then. I know in my town you can get reasonable USB sticks for about two or three pounds. 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: @awesomepaulsome we'll ask barack obama... or questlove...they know. 07/03/09 09:36pm
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  • en: @BlackDragon1969 I think our sue has gone or ignoring me lol 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: @MOODY1969 I was too busy enjoying the espresso to notice the presence (or otherwise) of Earl Grey. I may be forced to return to check. 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: Wishing i could hide in the bathroom at work till 8. Then i wouldnt have to deal with people or as much of the heat 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: what to do bud lite or amberbok so many choices . A Damn alcoholic lol lol i love it 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: My best friend is finally back from DEUTSCHLAND! Partying with her until the wee hours of the night, or would that be morning? 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: marty mcflys girlfriend accepted me on facebook, that doesnt stop her being a tramp who spends films in bins or unconscious 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: @DanWarp also follow @BreakingNews and @mpoppel for true news. No rumors or biased crap. Just facts :D 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: What is Palin thinking? Or isn't she?? 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: @raeeerae I love you! Call me or text me when you need to talk. 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: so sad FedEx lost my hopes for an iPhone this weekend (or someone stole it off my porch)...patiently waiting another week 07/03/09 09:36pm
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  • en: Wonder if he even knows of AK's existence? RT @snarkandboobs: Wonder if Obama will take credit for "creating or saving" One Gov of AK job? 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: @staycehustle @cricepr if a boy calls or texts u several times a day for nothing at all. Does he like u or need a hobby? 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: is Jimmy the singer or the dancer @shaybella! 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: SunMaita Do-It-Yourself Threader For Baby Smooth Skin: Okay, we are definitely intrigued by this beauty DIY, or .. http://tinyurl.com/mubywu 07/03/09 09:36pm
  • en: Wow. There's a Sikh bag-pipe band. I don't know whether to be amazed or horrified. And they're in a parade with goths and emos in Manchester 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: http://twitpic.com/94m84 - Lanvin shoes.. Too much bows? Or never enough bows? 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: MAN CORIJERK09 WON;T OPEN THE DAMN PACK OF COOKIES OR THE ICE CREAM SANDWICHES.(A BITCH HAVIN A SWEET TOOTH) 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: I'm surprised the Landing has a crowd like this. Its not deep ellum or 6th str but it'll work... 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: @yuuhh true..but bulls are trying to get better..getting sasha or fluke messes that up..luke and sasha won't flurish in any other system 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: found an australian sheppard today outside the gate...I need her mommy to call me or to find her a new home. I'm starting to get attached:( 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: wondering if you can embed links into Twitter like this http://www.bbc.com/news or <a href='http://www.bbc.com/news>news</a> 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: we have no idea how to get there or we would come immediately... 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: I had the mind set all day that I dont give a damn about anyone or anything, it actually got me through the day 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: @ValynciaMickel lol well find something else the wood or brown sugar you know the darkskin movies lol 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: @alicejean @toholio Although I can't remember if that was Sai or Darren. They both say a lot of stuff. And Sai likes to eat blood cubes. 07/03/09 06:55am
  • nl: Debating between PBJ or Brownies 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: Free manana or no holmes @fanistefd 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: Basij! If your family needs a photo to remember you, we probably have one, or will get it! http://snipr.com/kq42k #iranelection #gr88 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: wow. twitter is so fun. all 290 of my followers are either a. GS/GR fans or b. hayley williams/paramore fans. lovely. best idea EVER! word. 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: the next month or so : saving up to get and do what i want. most notably beach trip and bird tattoo. and some new threadz. 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: RT @mrmonkeybottoms: Went 4 drive. Saw deer & a fawn frolicking in a field. -- Always better 2 see that then hitting them or seeing hit ones 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: Pune or not 2 pune? that is the question.....pune 4sho 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: Stalking Someone Named Hmm. "Jessica, I Love You" Im Actually Saying This But I Dont Mean It, Or Do I? Seriously I Dont, Or Do I?...Yeah No, 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: Just deciding whether to let washing cycle continue or will it rain? The tough decisions of a rock music promoter... 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: @Fr3d3l dude... Using Windows 7 on one or two of my test rigs and it is good... I just need an OS that reads HFS+ Volumes (aside from MacOS) 07/03/09 06:55am
  • : majority use them 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: Ohioians or Buckeyes??? Come check it out for yourself. @phillyd 07/03/09 06:55am
  • es: so palm pre or iphone? 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: Something's chirping outside of my window. I'm sure it's something horrendous and horrifying (like a grasshopper or a frog). Need to sleep! 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: Uh, not to brag or nothin, but my homemade granola has just gotten even better (switched from oil to butter, added sesame/pine nuts). 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: Name 10 factors to playing poker. Run these factors through your head in a split second. Then choose to Check/Call, Bet/Raise, or Fold. 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: trying to decide if it'll be a Phish tshirt or my "Just Squeezed" tshirt for my interview tomorrow for AntiRealWorldDC 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: Downloaded the new facebook app for blackberry. Kinda cool! Except some contacts have bogus info listed, or they have bogus fb names. 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: @L0v3L3ss get on ustream and watch @cyr #cyr or something? 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: Security keep fuckin wit me while I was grindin on this chick talkin bout get get off the stage or sit down he dnt know who the FUCK I Am 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: @freshalina Or you using them as mini "luggage" for sleepovers! 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: @C_Boisvert I have no idea. It just hurts a lot for some reason. Not red or itchy or anything though, so I don't think it's infected : ) 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: @arielwaldman "you'll get used to it.. or you'll have a psychotic episode" - zed, men in black 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: @dennisyu landing page tips , geo insert name of city or country #smx 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: I SWEAR Jals brother is on my train... wait is it Jal or Jol?? anyways the token black kid on skins!! 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: @trib is that through good cover up? or a lack of bottle-o? Hehe 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: Well would you look at this Asian PYT walkin down 3rd ave lookin like she belongs in a Drake video or somethin…Damn girl 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: Looking for iPhone developers for a new project, DM me with your email adress if you're interested or if you know some good ones around 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: Not so secretly i think chris is cheating on me... Going to sleep though... Txt if you want or call i might Be awake. 07/03/09 06:55am
  • en: Goodnight. I wish I could put @emarosa 's Heads or Tails Real Or Not acoustic on repeat and fall asleep. It's fucking phenomenal. zZz. 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: Trying to decide on a #Flip camera: MinoHD or UltraHD? Any suggestions? #camcorder 07/03/09 06:54am
  • : i would but I dont have internet member, the album or the name of the songs wont come out lol 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: @hyblis yes mmmmm that obsession isn't 'real' or "true"me thinks 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: matts over, just chillen in my room, feel free to call or text, 792-7273. 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: I'm on #JamLegend, check it out at http://www.jamlegend.com or view my profile http://is.gd/1m9mC 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: @SklarBrothers CVS at 11:40 -- condoms? or KY jelly and a Cosmo magazine? 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: Visit "Select Your Horse" If u r buying or selling anything equine,you will love this website! http://sites.google.com/site/selectyourhorse/ 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: Excellent post by @MikeBennet http://peelianprinciples.wordpress.com/ . Does @Downingstreet have anything to add or comment? 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: @bridgette92 btw i thought u had a car? (or is this... could it be..? your first one!? haha.) 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: I'm either going to kill myself, or these birds. And I'm not ready to die yet, so... 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: @phillyd Ohioians or Buckeyes??? Come check it out for yourself. 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: watchin tv, or lack there of 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: Beer or Vodka....or should I just mix the two!!?? 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: @RaziaPillay how about beekeeping? Or limo driver and personal bodyguard? With the hat and everything... 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: @TheConnMan cont'd more connected to ppl or more involved in their lives?? and you learn fun facts abt ppl... lol I dunno bullshit answer 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: ....ummm she ain't got bbg status. You can call me Hilda. Or Helga. Or Harrichatata 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: Not sure how or why you would "make it rain" with the same 4 dollars!! Haha ATL... 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: watchin tv, or lack there of 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: @jcarian word. Its gunna be a tight race in the east. Any idea where kidd or iverson might land? 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: Make me one: http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink1123.html (Or half a dozen.) 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: @andrewmonster you don't have to ever talk to me or anything ever again and I'm fine with that tell ur mom I said thanks 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: @stevelopez I think you read it wrong. @skeptic916 was telling me to stop using #moonfruit or he'll break it if I win :) 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: A sign of our multicultural times or just lost youth in general... Seen on a Brisbane bus. http://twitpic.com/94m40 (via @planetinline) 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: at anyone in Singapore or close by, hit me up if you know anyone willing to do some jamaican sounding vocals for a tune! 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: watchin tv, or lack there of 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: @johncmayer I feel the same way about men named Brian or Bryan. 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: @shagreenxo I learned that, if it is on your arm or leg you have brushed against posion ivy, or oak wood. 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: I'm looking for someone to stay with Sunday through Thursday in TLV. Anyone have a couch or guest room? I'm getting tired of hotels. 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: @iamedic80 And it doesnt matter to me whether you look your best or not 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: She the greatest on twitter fellas. Follow @xdunkbbyx , or get the fuck offff. H o l l a. 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: REDUNDANCY, Well it's taken forever to get here BUT today is my last day of work or is it the first day of self employment.????? I hope SO 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: @KerriMaryBerry LMFAO. It ~runs in the family. Or household, lol, whichever. x) 07/03/09 06:54am
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  • en: @johncmayer nor should u trust their cousins Shame, Shan, Shag, Shalp, Shad, or Billy. 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: @MGiraudOfficial I like the idea of you only wearing the fedora for part of your set. Or maybe wear it in some cities and not in others?? 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: @shayimani Good morning (night for you I think), can I just jump in and say something or will I get shouted at again? :-) 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: @wgnbriannoonan Was unable to call or tweet yesterday. FYI, yesterday my off-to-college son & I spent $110 on socks, Ts, & briefs at WalMart 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: question of the night: would you rather have polar bear arms or kangaroo legs? 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: 30 min upload....oh well hahaha, so tomorrow will be a g day, hangout with heather, or go see public enemies with her, either way, coolness 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: Why does deviantart have either shit artists or amazing artists? Nothing inbetween 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: Can someone please tell me why plants are sooooo expensive? I'm only going to kill them!! Or they'll go mad and take over the garden! 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: @livetorque V good one..."The One main thing you can't recycle is wasted time".dono whether to laugh out considering the depth or introspect 07/03/09 06:54am
  • : and! whats your fave band or singer and movie? 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: @SiDNEYDAViDSON u put a smile on my face for remembering my lines or feniix lines @ that lol xoxoxoxoxoxoxo 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: @brianrhill IIts not about margin, or the money to be honest its about mainstream exposure. Start a thread off tho matey plz do 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: @G1NArrgh hahah no! my friend is having a debut either on the 25th or 26th & its not til night time. didnt want to go there alone!! 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: @roxieparty not only that she didnt even want the kids. They should stay with michaels family, the nanny, or Diana Ross 07/03/09 06:54am
  • Get wel soon;): Get wel soon;) 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: people tweet or lord Ba'al will destroy u all 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: @JuanD_ It's a tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiny little cut, yet it's bleeding incredibly profusely. It's like it was made by a ninja or something. 07/03/09 06:54am
  • <a href="http://bit.ly/fQj8D">http://bit.ly/fQj8D</a>: , what will he do with my words — or the words of others?-Martin Luther 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: @camilamoretti or i will kill you motherfucker! HHAHAHA (ri mto do i didnt pay, tao nervoso) 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: @GeoffreyWu so would you recommend a new user to set up a page or a group in FB? 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: can't read my mail, well, err, what can you do? just wait for the weather to cool down or will the server be live soon? stressful times tJo? 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: @fotofacade g'luck on the shoot! Any plans to get the 17mm T/S or is the 24mm T/S sufficient for your use? 07/03/09 06:54am
  • en: http://tinyurl.com/mnnshp - Now You Can Stop Your Break Up, Divorce or Lovers Rejection...Even If Your Situation Seems Hopeless! 07/03/09 06:54am

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