Canadian Crushes Stonehenge

June 1, 2008
By Kim Werker


Canadian Crushes Stonehenge

Canadian Crushes Stonehenge, originally uploaded by kpwerker.

“In shocking news, a Canadian man is reported to have destroyed the 5,000-year-old stone structure in Stonehenge. ‘I did it by crushing it between my thumb and first finger, like I would your head,’ he said.”

Tragic.

(Jet lag is a minor suck. Spending the day going through photos and working on my citizenship application. More soon.)

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7 Responses to Canadian Crushes Stonehenge

  1. Robyn on June 1, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    Welcome Back! I love your photos on flickr!

  2. Kim on June 1, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    @Robyn: Thanks! I’m going through them slowly; I’ll post more as I have ‘em.

  3. Laurie on June 2, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    Your trip looks like it was so awesome. But no picture of your new Docs? Please tell me you bought some!

  4. Kim on June 2, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    @Laurie: Hee! Yes, I bought some. I’m still not done processing all the pics I took. But suffice it to say we waltzed into the first shop in Camden that had a DM sign, I pointed to the 14-eyelet boots, tried them on, and whipped out my credit card. (Which is only slightly a lie. The man also got boots. He paid.) Only thing is, I wore them immediately and the tongue folded in a weird way that ended up hurting my ankle, and as yet my attempts to undo that fold have been unsuccessful. Worst case, I’ll take it to a cobbler.

  5. jana on June 3, 2008 at 9:47 am

    its mr. tyzik the head crusher! i miss kids in the hall………

  6. Laurie on June 3, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    @Kim: Hurrah! I knew you wouldn’t fail me!
    I tagged you on my blog for a little q&a about yourself. I had fun doing it, I hope you’ll humor me and play along. Thanks!

  7. Kim on June 4, 2008 at 9:09 am

    @Laurie: Done :)

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