Go get Planetjune’s pattern for an amigurumi groundhog.
Join the group on Ravelry (you don’t have to, no worries).
Swipe the badge and put it on your blog (hosting it on your own server, please).
Crochet a groundhog by 2nd February.
Don’t name yours Ned Ryerson, because I’m going to name mine Ned Ryerson.
Will that groundhog to conjure an early spring.