My Ovaries Made Me Do It

October 9, 2008
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Wee Blanket for Olivia

On Tuesday our good friends welcomed the most adorable infant into this world and on hearing the news an hour after she was born, my ovaries hijacked my body and made me crochet a tiny blanket.

I am not kidding.

I had the day off. I planned to do a hundred loads of laundry, go to the bank, and catch up on blog reading.

Instead, I read a few things and crocheted a tiny blanket.

With my ovaries.

There’s no other explanation for it.

I gave her the blanket this morning. It’s just big enough to cover her wee self, and maybe as she grows up it’ll be a good size for dragging around with her without actually dragging on the ground.

My ovaries are safely back in their place now. I’m sure you were concerned.

Olivia Madelyn, b. 7 October 2008

Started: 7 Oct. 2008
Finished: 8 Oct. 2008
Pattern: Around the Rosy baby blanket [Ravelry] by Woodhill Design
Yarn: Unknown from stash; cotton blend, machine washable
Hook: 5mm
Modifications: Worked only through Round 13 of the pattern
Project on Ravelry

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  • http://www.annettepetavy.com Annette

    I honestly must say that I think reading and crocheting on your day off makes so much more sense than doing laundry and going to the bank. Your ovaries are supersmart.

  • http://www.kimwerker.com kpwerker

    You know, you make a very good point. :)

  • http://melissa-knits.blogspot.com melissaknits

    Ovaries are freaking dangerous man. You never know where they'll lead.

    Kid is cute…I can see how she'd have the blanket effect.

  • http://twitter.com/Teslagrl Heidi

    You crocheted that in one day? You have some mad crochet skillz, there.

  • http://stephig.wordpress.com Steph

    haha! I love the title.
    I think the blanket is beautiful!

  • http://www.kimwerker.com kpwerker

    I did end up watching the US Pres. debate twice. (Once live and once taped when the man got home from a meeting.) So, you know. There was a lot of couch time. :)

  • cgeye

    Sometimes the call is too strong… you blank out and a few hours later there's a baby hat waiting to be given away to a tot, with a lot of yarn snippets on the floor and a cramp in one's forearm…

  • http://designingvashti.blogspot.com Vashtirama

    Another riveting blog entry title! Like I tell my 4th grader: “Everybody has special talents. For example Kim and how she titles her blog entries.”

  • http://www.kimwerker.com kpwerker

    Ha! I can take credit for this one. :)

  • http://www.penguingirl.com penny

    I agree with annette and am often surprised at what my ovaries make me do. so far i've gotten them to behave themselves overall but ya know.. sometimes, they surprise me.

  • http://www.penguingirl.com penny

    I agree with annette and am often surprised at what my ovaries make me do. so far i've gotten them to behave themselves overall but ya know.. sometimes, they surprise me.



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